Darling unibrow

Born in London, Alistair Darling is a British Labour Party politician who was an MP from 1987-2010.  He's been married twice and he likes listening to The Killers.  He is perhaps most famous for his killer eyebrows, which is growing dangerously close to a unibrow.  Several sources have reported that this brow was the only reason he was elected in the first place.
Alistair has served in several high-profile government positions and he has had a large part dealing with the British government's budget.  It is suspected that some of the budget money was misappropriated by Alistair and used to fund his brow.

Alistair is the first real-live brow so far, but his name seems to suggest that he ain't nothing but a cartoon.

Got it, Mr Darling?