Alright ladies and gentlemen, Febrowary is officially over. I hope you enjoyed growing long and bushy unibrows for charity. Since March is upon us, you can now shave your unibrow to give you two distinct eyebrows- but why would you want to? Nobody ever told Bert or Bob or Paul to get rid of their unibrows.
One final note- a unibrow is really just two eyebrows stuck together by some extra hair. Imagine that, with just a little extra hair the two eyebrows become one. May this message of peace and harmony transcend all facial bounds and we should all grow unibrows speedily in our days.
Peace Out!
-Joe
